Thursday, March 27, 2008

Please tell your feelings


It all started when I was 6 years old. While I was playing outside on my farm in California, I met a boy. He was an average kind of boy who teased you and then you chased them and beat them up. After that first meeting in which I beat him up we kept on meeting and beating each other up at the fence. That only lasted for a little while though. We would meet at the fence all the time and we were always together.

I would tell him all my secrets. He was very quiet he would just listen to what I had to say. I found him easy to talk to and I could talk to him about everything. In school we had separate friends but when we got home we would always talk about what happened in school. One day I said to him that a guy I liked hurt me and broke my heart. He just comforted me and said everything would be okay. He gave me words of encouragement and helped me get over him. I was happy and thought of him as a real friend. But I knew that there was something else about him that I liked. I thought of it that night and figured it was just a friend kind of thing that I was feeling.

All through high school and even through graduation we're always together and of course I thought of it as being friends. But I knew deep inside that I really felt differently. On graduation night even though we had different dates to the prom I wanted to be with him. That night after everybody went home; I went to his house and wanted to tell him that I wanted to see him. Well, that night was my big chance and all I did was just sit there with him watching the stars and talking about what I was going to do and what he was going to do. I looked into his eyes and listened to him talk about what his dream was. How he wanted to get married and settle down. He said how he wanted to be rich and successful. All I could do was to tell him my dream and cuddle next to him.

I went home hurting because I didn't tell him how I was feeling. I wanted to tell him so bad that I loved him but I was too scared and frightened. I let my feelings go and told myself that someday I would tell him just how I felt. All through college I wanted to tell him but he always had someone with him. After graduation he got a job in New York, I was happy for him but at the same time I was sad to see him go. I was sad also because I didn't tell him how I felt. But I couldn't let him know now that he was leaving for his big job. So I just kept it to myself and watched him go on the plane. I cried as I hugged him for what I felt was going to be the last time. I went home that night and cried my eyes out. I felt hurt that I didn't tell him what I had inside my heart.

Well, I got a job as a secretary and then worked my way to a computer analyst. I was proud of what I had accomplished. One day I got a letter with an invitation to a marriage. It was from him, I was happy and sad at the same time. Now I know that I could never be with him and that we could only be friends. I went to the wedding the next month. It was a big occasion. The big church wedding and the reception at the hotel. I met the bride and of course him. I fell in love one more time. But I held back so it wouldn't spoil what should be the happiest day in his life.

I tried to have fun that night but it was killing me inside watching him being so happy and me trying to be happy covering up my sadness tears inside of me.

Salty Coffee

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."

Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?"

He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.

That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied, "It's sweet."
Love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but HOLD ON!!!!

PhD Training


Your Life


Which Bird are you?


21 Jan - 17 Feb
Robin
A cool exterior disguises a fiery temper and is very opinionated - although those opinions are not always shared by everyone. They are proud and particularly home-loving , although have a tendency to be quarrelsome. 21 Jan - 17 Feb
18 Feb - 17 March
Goldfinch
Goldfinch people are colorful characters who are sensitive and always alert. They are gregarious by nature and love being in groups of people , which offers them security. They need to find an outlet for their imaginative abilities or they are sometimes be in danger of becoming nervous and irritable.
18 March - 14 April
Hawk
A powerful individual which displays courage and a sometimes ruthless determination. Avoids problematical obstacles with skill , although must be fully targeted so as not to waste energy in fruitless chases for the impossible.
15 April - 12 May
Albatross
Has a tendency to have a mind that wanders , but when in search of a particular goal , will travel great lengths to achieve it. Occasionally , the albatross may become caught up in things it shouldn't when not seeing clearly enough.
13 May - 9 June
Dove
Peace-loving by nature , doves will bill and coo about things close to their heart. They enjoy a fulfilling love-life and rarely fail to satisfy. They are also patient , adaptable and personable. Their lack of aggression sometimes makes them the victim of more predatory characters.
10 June- 7 July
Eagle
A well-respected figure which has excellent visionary qualities. Eagles will truck no nonsense and will fix opponents with a powerful stare. They have the power to rise above the trivial aspects of humanity , and are highly talented.
8 July- 4 August
Nightingale
More often heard before being seen , nightingales always have something to say for themselves. They are however very much in tune with their partners. Their unimpressive exterior hides a personality that is just waiting to burst out.
5 August - 1 Sept
Kingfisher
Another flamboyant and colorful character that is always exciting to encounter. They rush around at great speed and have a close spiritual affinity with water. They have a sharp and perceptive head on them , but can make them impetuous enough to dive in where others would fear to go.
2 Sept - 29 Sept
Swan
The swan is a complex character. While appearing on the surface as a calm and relaxed individual , underneath they are working hard to keep up with the pace of modern life. If provoked their natural graceful demeanor can give way to a violent temper which puts them in a flap. They are definitely someone to have on your side.
30 Sept - 27 Oct
Woodpecker
A tough , hard-working character with plenty of stamina. Has no problem drumming up support for their ideas , no matter how wacky they seem. With a lateral-thinking mind they are skilled at dissecting problems and seeing the wood for the trees. However , with their noisy and exuberant lifestyle , you might not want to have one as a neighbor.
28 Oct - 24 Nov
Kestrel
A sharp brain helps kestrel people hover from one subject to another without losing concentration. They focus on their life's goal with a single-minded focus , not flustered by what is going on around them. A confidence in their own ability helps them to soar to heights others may only dream of.
25 Nov - 23 Dec
Raven
Always impressive , raven people are a tower of strength. They are more intelligent than their peers and are adept problem-solvers. They enjoy challenges are stimulated by wild and exposed places.
24 Dec - 20 Jan
Heron
Heron people are deceptive. Although they may be solitary individuals for much of the time , they nevertheless have a need to settle in busy communities where they know everyone else. They may get bogged down as they wade the course of life , but have broad enough shoulders to cope with weighty issues. But their insecure nature often leads them to fish for compliments.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Life and a Cup of Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise
jar......and the coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf ball are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if
everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If
you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Mazhai Mazhai


I remember you!

When sky becomes dark
i remember u
when clouds gather
i remember u
when rain starts
i remember u
when i get wet
i remember u

Plz return my umbrella

True Love

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Why Women cry


A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Smart Answer


Maths Teacher :
If you have 12 chocolates and
you give 5 to priya ,
3 to Anitha
and4 to kavitha
then what will u get????.......
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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , INDIA , they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... "

Money

I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said,
"Of course I'm a piece of paper,
but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".

Effort

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for Ten Thousand Rupees."What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ Rs. 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......... ......... ...... Rs. 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference

Picture of the year


Nice Moments


Sucess of Marriage

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 thmarriageanniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having asingle conflict in their period of 25 years.Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out thesecret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.Editor: ' Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make thispossible?'Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: ' we had been a veryromantic place for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horseriding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was ridingseemed to be a crazy one.On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife toppleover. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse'sback and! said 'This is your first time'.She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After awhile, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said 'Thisis your second time' and continued.When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out therevolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do, you psycho?. You killed thepooranimal. Are you crazy?' …..

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She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.'Husband: 'That's it. We are happy ever after. '

Your Friendship




Wednesday, March 19, 2008

We invite you to join the funeral...

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big advice on the door on which it was written:'Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the Gym'.

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up. Everyone thought: 'Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!'.

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself.There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:'There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is YOU. You are the only person who can revolutionize your life. You are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success.

You are the only person who can help yourself.Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that you are the only one responsible for your life.'

The most important relationship you can have is the one you have with yourself'Examine yourself, watch yourself. Don't be afraid of difficulties, impossibilities and losses: be a winner, build yourself and your reality.It's the way you face Life that makes the difference.

இப்படி இருந்தால் நிச்சயம் நீங்கள் தமிழன்தான்..!

1. எந்தப் பொருள் வாங்கினாலும், ரொம்ப நாளைக்கு அதைச் சுத்தி இருக்கற ஜவ்வு பேப்பரைக் கிழிக்கவே மாட்டீங்க..!

2. உங்க சமையலில் உப்பு, புளி, மிளகாய் சேராமல் எந்த உணவும் இருக்காது..!

3. உங்களுக்கு வந்த அன்பளிப்புப் பொருட்களில், பால் குக்கரும், அஜந்தா சுவர்க் கடிகாரமும் நிச்சயம் இடம் பிடிச்சிருக்கும்..! ரொம்பப் பேரு தங்களுக்கு வந்ததை அடுத்தவங்க தலையில் [அன்பளிப்பாதான்] கட்டிவிட திட்டம் போட்டுகிட்டு இருப்பாங்க..!

4. வெளிநாட்டுக்குப் போயிட்டு வந்தீங்கன்னா, ஒரு மெகா சைஸ் சூட்கேஸோடதான் ஊருக்குத் திரும்புவீங்க..!

5. எந்த நிகழ்ச்சிக்குப் போனாலும் 1 மணி நேரம் தாமதமாப் போவீங்க. அதுதான் சரியா இருக்கும்ன்னு மனசார நம்புவீங்க..!

6. மளிகைப் பொருட்களின் பாலிதீன் உறைகளை பத்திரமா எடுத்து வைப்பீங்க. பின்னாடி உதவும்ங்கற தொலைநோக்குப் பார்வையோடு..!

7. உங்களுக்கு வரும் கடிதங்களில் எல்லா ஸ்டாம்பிலும் சீல் விழுந்திருக்கான்னு பார்ப்பீங்க. தப்பித்தவறி சீல் விழாம இருந்தா, அந்த ஸ்டாம்பை கவனமா பிரிச்சு எடுத்து எங்கேயாவது வச்சுட்டு, அப்புறம் சுத்தமா மறந்துடுவீங்க.

8. சினிமா தியேட்டரோ, விரைவுப் பேருந்தோ.. இருக்கையின் இருபக்க கை வைக்கும் இடத்துக்கும் சொந்தம் கொண்டாடுவீங்க..!

9. ரெட்டைப் பிள்ளைகள் இருந்தா, ஒரே மாதிரி ட்ரெஸ் தச்சுக் கொடுப்பீங்க. ரைமிங்கா பேர் வைப்பீங்க.. [ரமேஷ், மகேஷ். அமிர்தா,சுகிர்தா..]

10. ஏ.சி. திரையரங்குன்னா முட்டை போண்டா எடுத்துட்டுப் போய் நாறடிப்பீங்க.. ஏ.சி. கோச்சுன்னா, கருவாட்டுக் குழம்பை கீழே ஊற்றி கப்படிக்க வைப்பீங்க.!

11. விமானமோ, ரயிலோ, பஸ்ஸோ... ஒரு கும்பல் வந்து ஏத்திவிடணும்ன்னு எதிர்பார்ப்பீங்க..!

12. புதுசா கார் வாங்கினா, அதுக்கு மணப்பெண் அலங்காரம் பண்ணிதான் எடுத்துட்டு வருவீங்க..! கொஞ்ச நாளைக்கு சீட் பேப்பரைக் கிழிக்கவே மாட்டீங்க.. நம்பர் எழுதறீங்களோ இல்லையோ.. கொலைகார முனி துணைன்னு ஸ்டிக்கர் ஒட்ட மறக்கவே மாட்டீங்க..!

13. செல் போனோ, டி.வி.ரிமோட்டோ.. லாமினேஷன் செஞ்சாதான் உங்களுக்கு நிம்மதி..!

14. அடுத்த பிள்ளைகளைப் பாரு.. எவ்வளவு சாமர்த்தியமா இருக்காங்கன்னு.. என்று உங்க பெற்றோர் சொல்லாம இருக்கவே மாட்டாங்க.. அடுத்த பெற்றோரைப் பாருங்க.. எவ்வளவு ஜாலியா செலவழிக்கறாங்கன்னு நீங்க நெனைப்பீங்க.. ஆனா சொல்ல மாட்டீங்க..!

15. உங்க வீட்டு ஃபிரிட்ஜ்ல, சின்னச் சின்னக் கிண்ணங்களில், 3 மாசமா தயாரிச்ச குழம்பு, கறி வகையறா இருக்கும்..!

16. உங்க சமையலறை அலமாரியில் காப்பித்தூளுக்கு இலவசமா வந்த பெட் ஜாடி குறைஞ்சது ரெண்டு மூணு இருக்கும்..!

17. அதிகமா உபயோகிக்கப்படாத பொருள் உங்ககிட்ட அவசியம் நாலைஞ்சு இருக்கும். [உ-ம். பிரஷர் குக்கர், காப்பி மேக்கர், வாக்குவம் கிளீனர், பிரெட் டோஸ்ட்டர், மைக்ரோ வேவ் அவன், கேஸ் அடுப்புல க்ரில் இப்படி..]

18. பொங்கல், தீபாவளின்னா வீட்டுல சந்தோஷமா விழுந்து கெடக்க மாட்டீங்க.. தண்ணியைப் போட்டுட்டு, தகராறுபண்ணி, போலீஸ்-ஸ்டேஷன்ல குத்தவச்சுருப்பீங்க..!

19. கல்யாணத்துக்கு ஊர் பூரா பத்திரிகை வச்சு கலெக்ஷன் பார்ப்பீங்க..

20. இந்த விவரம் உங்களுக்கு ரொம்பப் பிடிச்சிருக்கும்.. உடனே உங்க நண்பர்களுக்கு அனுப்பணும்ன்னு கை பரபரக்கும்..

why dont girls love software guys?


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

My favourite Kreedam Song lyrics

அக்கம் பக்கம் யாரும் இல்லா பூலோகம் வேண்டும்
அந்திப்பகல் உன்னருகே நான் வாழ வேண்டும்
என் ஆசை எல்லாம் உன் நெருக்கத்திலே
என் ஆயுள் வரை உன் அணைப்பினிலே
வேறென்ன வேண்டும் உலகத்திலே
இந்த இன்பம் போதும் நெஞ்சினிலே
ஏழேழு ஜென்மம் வாழ்ந்துவிட்டேன்

நீ பேசும் வார்தைகள் சேகரித்து
செய்வேன் அன்பே ஓர் அகராதி
நீ தூங்கும் நேரத்தில் தூங்காமல்
பார்ப்பேன் தினம் உன் தலைகோதி
காதோரத்தில் எப்போதுமே உன் மூச்சுக்காற்றின் வெப்பம் சுமப்பேன் கையோடு தான் கைகோர்த்து நான் உன் மார்புச்சூட்டில் முகம் புதைப்பேன் வேறென்ன வேண்டும் உலகத்திலே
இந்த இன்பம் போதும் நெஞ்சினிலே
ஏழேழு ஜென்மம் வாழ்ந்துவிட்டேன்

நீயும் நானும் சேரும் முன்னே
நிழல் ரெண்டும் ஒன்று கலக்கிறதே
நேரம் காலம் தெரியாமல் நெஞ்சம்
இன்று விண்ணில் மிதக்கிறதே
உன்னால் இன்று பெண்ணாகவே
நான் பிறந்ததின் அர்த்தங்கள் அறிந்து கொண்டேன்
உன் தீண்டலில் என் தேகத்தில்
புது ஜன்னல்கள் திறப்பதை தெரிந்து கொண்டேன்
வேறென்ன வேண்டும் உலகத்திலே
இந்த இன்பம் போதும் நெஞ்சினிலே
ஏழேழு ஜென்மம் வாழ்ந்துவிட்டேன்

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Beauty

Don't step on the DUCKS !

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Today's SMS

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........

pick d phone idiot

Cute Bedsheets






















Break-up

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.I'm sorry.Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love,Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.Take Care, Ricky

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

AMMAVIN ANBU...
KUZHANDHAIYIN SIRIPPU....
MANAIVIYIN MUTHAM...
KARANDHA PAALIN SUVAI...
VAIGARAI PANI THULI...
UZAIPPALIYIN VERVAI...
. . . . . . . . . . .



IVAI ELLAVATRAYUM VIDA INIMAIYAANATHU......

NEE SONNA ANDHA MUNDRU VAARTHAI..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"QUARTER VAANGI THAREN" :-))

Very True


Lesson of the DAy

Hi, Great Indian Mom!
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom¢sthoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said: "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'



So he sat down and wrote:



Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read,



Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love,Mom.


Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother.... especially if she is Indian

Today's SMS

Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stoneu give me a statue
when i ask u a featheru give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

Cause of Divorce


Today's Video

Wife Vs. Husband

A couple drove down a country roadfor several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wantedto concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"the wife replied, "in-laws

Never try to outsmart a woman!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished he ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!".She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.Then theundertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?""I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Today's Painting


Think Before You talk

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside.. " See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful" This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife. Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .." Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.
Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth" The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son was a blind by birth, he got his vision just before a week, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. So, please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..." The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Beautiful Pictures about Friendship