Dear Friends.....ITS Superb Mail.....!!!!!
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups
gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out
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the ticket and the TC goes
Away....
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So
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get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All
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Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand
comes
with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors
from
the toilet and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move
for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ............ .......
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Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... ....
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with
Engineers.
So Send This Mail to all the tech Guys & Gals
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
IQ Test
Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......
A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.
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If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now.
A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.
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If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
WHAT SHOULD THE SMALL BABY MONKEY DO TO ESCAPE THE FIRE
Once There Was A Small Baby Monkey Stranded On A Small Island .
There Was Nothing On This Island Except Dry Grass And A Single Coconut Tree with Many Coconuts.
One Hot Day The Dry Grass Caught Fire. The Fire Spread Quickly And Soon the Whole Island Was On Fire.
To Escape The Fire The Small Baby Monkey Climbed Up The Coconut Tree, But The Wind Was Strong And The Fire Was Quickly Working Its Way Towards The Tree.
By Now The Tree And The Monkey Was Surrounded By Fire.The Question Now Is, WHAT SHOULD THE SMALL BABY MONKEY DO TO ESCAPE THE FIRE
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There Was Nothing On This Island Except Dry Grass And A Single Coconut Tree with Many Coconuts.
One Hot Day The Dry Grass Caught Fire. The Fire Spread Quickly And Soon the Whole Island Was On Fire.
To Escape The Fire The Small Baby Monkey Climbed Up The Coconut Tree, But The Wind Was Strong And The Fire Was Quickly Working Its Way Towards The Tree.
By Now The Tree And The Monkey Was Surrounded By Fire.The Question Now Is, WHAT SHOULD THE SMALL BABY MONKEY DO TO ESCAPE THE FIRE
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Mind your language
There were 4 guys John, Franky, Manav and Ashley who found a small bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.John was ecstatic.
Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer".
The last of them was Ashley. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.John was ecstatic.
Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer".
The last of them was Ashley. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in
Your Personality
There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.
Who do you guess will win?Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 secondsGot your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Just a Message
Once PVNR(PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to Heaven. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to Hell.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is made. All three had served Public. Similarly all took Bribes, all misused public positins. Then why the difference in treatment????.
He felt that there shouls be a formal test before a decision is made. Yama agreed for the same.
All three appeared for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell INDIA and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell ENGLAND and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell CZECHOSLOVAKIA.
Laloo protests that he do not know English and the questions were easy for the others than his.
Having been a student of History(which the other two were not), he now requested for all the three to be subjected to a test in History.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked : When did India get Independence?. He replied '1947' and passed.
Advani is asked: How many people died during the Independence struggle?. He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,00,000 or 2,00,000 or 3,00,000.
Advani catches it and says 2,00,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 2,00,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to Hell.
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Moral of the story:
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Yama Raja was waiting this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to Heaven. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to Hell.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is made. All three had served Public. Similarly all took Bribes, all misused public positins. Then why the difference in treatment????.
He felt that there shouls be a formal test before a decision is made. Yama agreed for the same.
All three appeared for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell INDIA and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell ENGLAND and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell CZECHOSLOVAKIA.
Laloo protests that he do not know English and the questions were easy for the others than his.
Having been a student of History(which the other two were not), he now requested for all the three to be subjected to a test in History.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked : When did India get Independence?. He replied '1947' and passed.
Advani is asked: How many people died during the Independence struggle?. He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,00,000 or 2,00,000 or 3,00,000.
Advani catches it and says 2,00,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to Hell.
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IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Only Tamil Indians Guys can do...
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Vella Reddy an Indian (Chennai) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat butwhat do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'nalla erukiya macchan’ The other candidate answers 'nalla ierukenda mama'
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat butwhat do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'nalla erukiya macchan’ The other candidate answers 'nalla ierukenda mama'
The two funniest photographs you'll ever see!
Monday, April 14, 2008
LIBRA - WOMEN
If you were born between September 23rd and October 23rd, you are a Libra - Woman.
Physical Appearance
Of all the signs, Libra has the maximum share of beautiful women. You are tall with a proportional body. Your limbs are slender but strong. You are attractive, graceful and courteous.
Mental Attitude
You are a levelheaded person. With your fruitful imagination and intellectual capacity you successfully win over the hearts. On the negative side, you are a nagger. You may have negative thoughts and oftenly this may leads to strong depressions.
General Nature
You posses some supreme power in yourself. Use it for some constructive purpose.Libran's have a spiritual bent of mind. Quite close to peace and harmony. Evade getting into unnecessary troubles. Never intend to hurt the feelings of others and therefore, is famous in the group.
Trading is the natural vocation for you. You will earn lots of money and fame & will play in profits.You are quite lazy in your life and believe in one sided relationship, where you becomes a losser and people at the next door gains.
HealthLibran females do not have a well-developed immunity system. Infectious of various kinds will trouble you through out the life. Kidneys, lever and uterus are some of the weak areas for Libra born.
Money Due to very good business sense you will play in profits. Your needs will also be substantially more than ordinary females. So you will earn and spend it as well. You will be able to make some valuable assets in your life time.
Romance and Love Life
You are of a cheerful and adjustable nature. You will dress very well and will give a lot of the heed to perfumes you use and the surroundings you are in. This makes you very attractive to the opposite sex.Libra women are experts in conversation and you like to talk a lot. You can talk effectively about anything under the sun.
The idea of romance in your mind includes a lot of talking. You have a very strong need of company of the opposite sex. Hence, you will be prepared to be a bit out of way to get the man which pleases your eye. You are full of romantic blues therefore, fail to see the real qualities initially and may repent later on.
Either you are a sincere lover who will marry the same guy whom you have liked too or your parents might have chosen. Or you are fun loving changeable lover-who will try to trap every male that suits your eye. As it is very difficult for males to resist you, you may have number of short affairs.
MarriageYour deep desire for companionship may lead in early marriage. In your home life, you will tend to be very nice and peace loving. You can create a home which is glamorous and at the same time comfortable. You are tactful, thus, you won’t let any inter-personal tension in your family.
You are always successful in keeping your surroundings happy and cheerful. You can plan the finances of your house in such a manner that all have enough and you can save too, especially for short trips to beautiful places.
Ideal MatchLeo, Gemini and Aquarius born are best suitable for you.
CautionYou spend beyond from your means on luxuries things and thus, may face financial problems later on.
You cherish pleasure in your life, and this may also ruin you in the long run. You may develop an attitude where you covet other's to go out of their ways and help you. While you are never prepared to take any pains. This can lead to problems with all whom you deal with and may cause frustration and depressions to you.
Lucky Days, Numbers and Colors
Sunday, Monday, Wednesday & Saturday are lucky days for you.
Your lucky numbers are: - 1, 2, 4 and 7.
And lucky color's are: - White, Red & Orange.
Recommended GemstonesBlue Sapphire and Diamond are the lucky gemstones for you. The gem that you wear should have a vibrant aura and should never been used before. The weight of the gemstone shall be decided as per your body weight and age.
Physical Appearance
Of all the signs, Libra has the maximum share of beautiful women. You are tall with a proportional body. Your limbs are slender but strong. You are attractive, graceful and courteous.
Mental Attitude
You are a levelheaded person. With your fruitful imagination and intellectual capacity you successfully win over the hearts. On the negative side, you are a nagger. You may have negative thoughts and oftenly this may leads to strong depressions.
General Nature
You posses some supreme power in yourself. Use it for some constructive purpose.Libran's have a spiritual bent of mind. Quite close to peace and harmony. Evade getting into unnecessary troubles. Never intend to hurt the feelings of others and therefore, is famous in the group.
Trading is the natural vocation for you. You will earn lots of money and fame & will play in profits.You are quite lazy in your life and believe in one sided relationship, where you becomes a losser and people at the next door gains.
HealthLibran females do not have a well-developed immunity system. Infectious of various kinds will trouble you through out the life. Kidneys, lever and uterus are some of the weak areas for Libra born.
Money Due to very good business sense you will play in profits. Your needs will also be substantially more than ordinary females. So you will earn and spend it as well. You will be able to make some valuable assets in your life time.
Romance and Love Life
You are of a cheerful and adjustable nature. You will dress very well and will give a lot of the heed to perfumes you use and the surroundings you are in. This makes you very attractive to the opposite sex.Libra women are experts in conversation and you like to talk a lot. You can talk effectively about anything under the sun.
The idea of romance in your mind includes a lot of talking. You have a very strong need of company of the opposite sex. Hence, you will be prepared to be a bit out of way to get the man which pleases your eye. You are full of romantic blues therefore, fail to see the real qualities initially and may repent later on.
Either you are a sincere lover who will marry the same guy whom you have liked too or your parents might have chosen. Or you are fun loving changeable lover-who will try to trap every male that suits your eye. As it is very difficult for males to resist you, you may have number of short affairs.
MarriageYour deep desire for companionship may lead in early marriage. In your home life, you will tend to be very nice and peace loving. You can create a home which is glamorous and at the same time comfortable. You are tactful, thus, you won’t let any inter-personal tension in your family.
You are always successful in keeping your surroundings happy and cheerful. You can plan the finances of your house in such a manner that all have enough and you can save too, especially for short trips to beautiful places.
Ideal MatchLeo, Gemini and Aquarius born are best suitable for you.
CautionYou spend beyond from your means on luxuries things and thus, may face financial problems later on.
You cherish pleasure in your life, and this may also ruin you in the long run. You may develop an attitude where you covet other's to go out of their ways and help you. While you are never prepared to take any pains. This can lead to problems with all whom you deal with and may cause frustration and depressions to you.
Lucky Days, Numbers and Colors
Sunday, Monday, Wednesday & Saturday are lucky days for you.
Your lucky numbers are: - 1, 2, 4 and 7.
And lucky color's are: - White, Red & Orange.
Recommended GemstonesBlue Sapphire and Diamond are the lucky gemstones for you. The gem that you wear should have a vibrant aura and should never been used before. The weight of the gemstone shall be decided as per your body weight and age.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Where is the third monkey ??
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo....
One was caught watching TV....
Another playing football..
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No, its not you...Why do you always think you are a monkey??The third one is still missing...
One was caught watching TV....
Another playing football..
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No, its not you...Why do you always think you are a monkey??The third one is still missing...
Paying in advance
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position...
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
" In-laws "
Short Story with a beautiful message
Here is a short story with a beautiful message...
Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."
The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.
Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."
The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
It happens only in India
Can you identify what it is?
In Indian railways website, you are seeing advertisement of a spice jet airways, "Forget about your train Journey". Funny, not sure how they allowed this advertisement in website.
Express ur Feelings - A Touchy Story
A Sad Love Story telling us not to be afraid of expressing our Feelings.
I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a frienduntil last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him. Before thattrip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair oflovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but byhis side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…
“Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?” I asked.“I can’t”“Why? You need to study at home?” I felt disappointment grabbing me.“No… I am going to meet a friend…”He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word ‘love’ only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say ‘I love you’ before. To us, there weren’t any anniversaries at all.
He didn’t say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don’t know why…Then one day…
Me: Um, Jin, I …
Jin: What…don’t drag, just say..
Me: I love you.
Jin: ……you….um, just take this doll and go home.That was how he ignored my ‘three words’ and handed me the doll.
Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many…Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But… lunch passed, dinner passed… and soon the sky was dark… he still didn’t call. It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep.
He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.Me: Jin…Jin: Here…take this…Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me: What’s this?
Jin: I didn’t give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I’m going home now, bye.
Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?Jin: Today? Huh?I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday.
He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen. Then I shouted… “Wait…”Jin: You have something to say?
Me: Tell me, tell me you love me…
Jin: What?!
Me: Tell meI put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him.
But he just said simple cold words and left.“I don’t want to say…that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else.”
That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb… and I collapsed to the ground. He didn’t want to say it easily… How could he…. I felt that… Maybe he is not the right guy for me…After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn’t call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That’s how those dolls piled up in my room… everyday.
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that… I saw him on a street… with another girl… He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me…as he touched the doll… I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell… Why did he gave these to me…
Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls…In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that… it’s going to end.
Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.Jin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?I couldn’t help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual…
Me: I don’t need it.
Jin: What….why…I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me: I don’t need this doll, I don’t need it anymore!! I don’t want to see a person like you again!I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking.
“I’m sorry” He apologized in a tiny voice.
He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll…
Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll. Then…Honk~ Honk~With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.“Jin! Move! Move away!” I shouted… But he didn’t hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
“Jin, move!” HONK~!! “Boom!” That sound, so terrifying.That’s how he went away from me. That’s how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him… And after spending two months like a crazy person… I took out the dolls.Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love…“One…two… three…”
That was how… I started to count the dolls…“Four hundred and eighty four… four hundred and eighty five…”It all ended with 485 dolls.I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly…“I love you~, I love you~”
I dropped the dolls, shocked.“I….lo..ve…you??”
I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.
“I love you~ I love you~” It can’t be! I pressed all the dolls’ stomach as it piled on the side.
“I love you~”“I love you~”“I love you~”Those words came out non-stop. I…love you… Why didn’t I realize that….That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn’t I realize that he love me this much… I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it’s stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road.
It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much…“Jo…Do you know what today is? We’ve been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn’t say I love you…. Um… since I was too shy… If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you… everyday… till I die… Jo… I love you…”
The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked god, why do I only know about all this now? He can’t be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute…For that… and for that reason… to me… it became courage… to live a beautiful life….
I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a frienduntil last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him. Before thattrip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair oflovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but byhis side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…
“Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?” I asked.“I can’t”“Why? You need to study at home?” I felt disappointment grabbing me.“No… I am going to meet a friend…”He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word ‘love’ only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say ‘I love you’ before. To us, there weren’t any anniversaries at all.
He didn’t say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don’t know why…Then one day…
Me: Um, Jin, I …
Jin: What…don’t drag, just say..
Me: I love you.
Jin: ……you….um, just take this doll and go home.That was how he ignored my ‘three words’ and handed me the doll.
Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many…Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But… lunch passed, dinner passed… and soon the sky was dark… he still didn’t call. It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep.
He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.Me: Jin…Jin: Here…take this…Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me: What’s this?
Jin: I didn’t give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I’m going home now, bye.
Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?Jin: Today? Huh?I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday.
He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen. Then I shouted… “Wait…”Jin: You have something to say?
Me: Tell me, tell me you love me…
Jin: What?!
Me: Tell meI put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him.
But he just said simple cold words and left.“I don’t want to say…that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else.”
That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb… and I collapsed to the ground. He didn’t want to say it easily… How could he…. I felt that… Maybe he is not the right guy for me…After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn’t call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That’s how those dolls piled up in my room… everyday.
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that… I saw him on a street… with another girl… He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me…as he touched the doll… I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell… Why did he gave these to me…
Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls…In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that… it’s going to end.
Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.Jin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?I couldn’t help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual…
Me: I don’t need it.
Jin: What….why…I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me: I don’t need this doll, I don’t need it anymore!! I don’t want to see a person like you again!I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking.
“I’m sorry” He apologized in a tiny voice.
He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll…
Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll. Then…Honk~ Honk~With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.“Jin! Move! Move away!” I shouted… But he didn’t hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
“Jin, move!” HONK~!! “Boom!” That sound, so terrifying.That’s how he went away from me. That’s how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him… And after spending two months like a crazy person… I took out the dolls.Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love…“One…two… three…”
That was how… I started to count the dolls…“Four hundred and eighty four… four hundred and eighty five…”It all ended with 485 dolls.I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly…“I love you~, I love you~”
I dropped the dolls, shocked.“I….lo..ve…you??”
I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.
“I love you~ I love you~” It can’t be! I pressed all the dolls’ stomach as it piled on the side.
“I love you~”“I love you~”“I love you~”Those words came out non-stop. I…love you… Why didn’t I realize that….That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn’t I realize that he love me this much… I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it’s stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road.
It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much…“Jo…Do you know what today is? We’ve been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn’t say I love you…. Um… since I was too shy… If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you… everyday… till I die… Jo… I love you…”
The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked god, why do I only know about all this now? He can’t be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute…For that… and for that reason… to me… it became courage… to live a beautiful life….
For Those Who Are Getting Married and For Those Who Are Married :)
Sharing a few thoughts for Would - be grooms
Rule No.1:
Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!
Rule No.2:
Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her!Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???
Rule No.3:
Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!
Rule.No.4:
This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!
Rule.No.5:
Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!
Sharing thoughts for Would - be Brides. (Don't know how many will take it in the right sense. But still...)
Don't expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.
Don't ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils urs
Over Emotions, Sentiments.. . Woha... What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. It's just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.
Never dare to cross with his mother.Even if he says "My Mom's cooking is the best. U are nothing in front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do it better. U are not gonna lose anything!
Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world.Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends.But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance! It must not be tht he roams arnd with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.
Don't start fighting for silly things.Forgetting bthdays n Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for storing everything in main memory.If you are very particular abt present gifts n parties on u r bthdays n anniversaries. make sure u remind them well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own good)
Take him for your shopping only if he's interested.If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree purchase,Better go with your friends or go alone.He is better at office or home watching cricket.
Give him importance always. Show due care and affection.Tht' s the only way to win a guy's mind.MCP FCS fights are no more valid after marriage.Trying to dominate will lead to drastic results.
Rule No.1:
Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!
Rule No.2:
Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her!Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???
Rule No.3:
Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!
Rule.No.4:
This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!
Rule.No.5:
Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!
Sharing thoughts for Would - be Brides. (Don't know how many will take it in the right sense. But still...)
Don't expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.
Don't ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils urs
Over Emotions, Sentiments.. . Woha... What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. It's just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.
Never dare to cross with his mother.Even if he says "My Mom's cooking is the best. U are nothing in front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do it better. U are not gonna lose anything!
Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world.Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends.But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance! It must not be tht he roams arnd with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.
Don't start fighting for silly things.Forgetting bthdays n Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for storing everything in main memory.If you are very particular abt present gifts n parties on u r bthdays n anniversaries. make sure u remind them well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own good)
Take him for your shopping only if he's interested.If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree purchase,Better go with your friends or go alone.He is better at office or home watching cricket.
Give him importance always. Show due care and affection.Tht' s the only way to win a guy's mind.MCP FCS fights are no more valid after marriage.Trying to dominate will lead to drastic results.
Joke of the Day
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"
Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !
No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"
Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !
No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Special Thaththuvamungo
Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..
Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu
Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum.
Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.
Nee, Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum...Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum...Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.
Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..
Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu
Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum.
Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.
Nee, Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum...Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum...Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.
MISSING YOU
Message: * some text missing* Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
3 Little HeartsI m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
Do u knowDo u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
I hide my tears I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Zhave I missed something?yes..i missed "U"
If u wanna know how much I miss u If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones u miss is how much I miss u
Last night i wanted to send u a msgLast night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down
Whenever I miss YouWhenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!
Close your Eyes,Close your Eyes,Relax your Body,And stop your Breathing as long as you can...NOW BREATH......I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
In The Flower My Rose Is YouIn The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
U must b tired coz u hv been runningU must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
3 Little HeartsI m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
Do u knowDo u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
I hide my tears I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Zhave I missed something?yes..i missed "U"
If u wanna know how much I miss u If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones u miss is how much I miss u
Last night i wanted to send u a msgLast night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down
Whenever I miss YouWhenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!
Close your Eyes,Close your Eyes,Relax your Body,And stop your Breathing as long as you can...NOW BREATH......I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
In The Flower My Rose Is YouIn The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
U must b tired coz u hv been runningU must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
A Short Story - Attitude
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call.Shop-owner replied
Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call.The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered,"Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call.The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered,"Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
A GUIDE TO LIFE!
The most powerful force in life… LOVE!
The greatest asset… FAITH!
The most powerful channel of communication… PRAYER!
The most important thing in life… THE POWER OF GOD!
The greatest joy… GIVING!
The worst thing to be without… HOPE!
The most destructive habit… WORRY!
The world’s most incredible computer… THE BRAIN!
The greatest loss… THE LOSS OF SELF-RESPECT!
The greatest natural resource… YOUTH!
The ugliest personality trait … SELFISHNESS!
The greatest problem to overcome… FEAR!
The most beautiful attire… A SMILE!
The most crippling disease… EXCUSES!
The most dangerous pariah … GOSSIP!
The two most power-filled words… I CAN!
The most worthless emotion… SELF-PITY!
The greatest “shot in the arm”… ENCOURAGEMENT!
The most effective sleeping pill… PEACE OF MIND!
The most prized possession… INTEGRITY!
The most satisfying work… HELPING OTHERS!
And the greatest attitude… GRATITUDE!
Gratitude unfolds the goodness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
Don’t Worry! The future is as bright as the promises of God!
The greatest asset… FAITH!
The most powerful channel of communication… PRAYER!
The most important thing in life… THE POWER OF GOD!
The greatest joy… GIVING!
The worst thing to be without… HOPE!
The most destructive habit… WORRY!
The world’s most incredible computer… THE BRAIN!
The greatest loss… THE LOSS OF SELF-RESPECT!
The greatest natural resource… YOUTH!
The ugliest personality trait … SELFISHNESS!
The greatest problem to overcome… FEAR!
The most beautiful attire… A SMILE!
The most crippling disease… EXCUSES!
The most dangerous pariah … GOSSIP!
The two most power-filled words… I CAN!
The most worthless emotion… SELF-PITY!
The greatest “shot in the arm”… ENCOURAGEMENT!
The most effective sleeping pill… PEACE OF MIND!
The most prized possession… INTEGRITY!
The most satisfying work… HELPING OTHERS!
And the greatest attitude… GRATITUDE!
Gratitude unfolds the goodness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
Don’t Worry! The future is as bright as the promises of God!
All the Golden words of Hitler
When you are in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow u that is life.
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re getting.
People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
You can’t have everything - where would you put it?
Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn’t help either.
God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by him.
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Never trust a person who isn’t having at least one crisis.
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.
Silence is the only thing that can’t be misquoted!
If we don’t control our money, it will control us.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
If you r living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Learn from other people’s mistakes, life isn’t long enough to make them all yourself.
On the road, never argue with a vehicle heavier than yours.
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Life is funny if you don’t think about it.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
More doors are opened with ‘please’ than with keys.
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re getting.
People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
You can’t have everything - where would you put it?
Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn’t help either.
God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by him.
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Never trust a person who isn’t having at least one crisis.
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.
Silence is the only thing that can’t be misquoted!
If we don’t control our money, it will control us.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
If you r living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Learn from other people’s mistakes, life isn’t long enough to make them all yourself.
On the road, never argue with a vehicle heavier than yours.
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Life is funny if you don’t think about it.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
More doors are opened with ‘please’ than with keys.
A Call From God
One Saturday night, a pastor was working late and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let it ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again, she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.
The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about.
Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer."
The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife.
The man said, "That's okay. Let me tell you my story. You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now.' At that point, my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer!"
The church that the pastor attends is called Almighty God Tabernacle!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Human Relationships
A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.
When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital. He died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how she was going to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
QUESTIONS : 1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?
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ANSWER : The husband just said "I am with you Darling".
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.
MORAL OF THE STORY
This story is really worth reading. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.
A Wonderful Story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.""Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Who is the best?
A Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
cow: i give milk
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Kuch to bol yarteri izzat ka sawal ha…
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
cow: i give milk
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Kuch to bol yarteri izzat ka sawal ha…
Which one should I follow?
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans. . .
- Jawaharlal Nehru.
Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!!
- Mahatma Gandhi
Courtesy : Rakesh 'arky' Ambati
- Jawaharlal Nehru.
Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!!
- Mahatma Gandhi
Courtesy : Rakesh 'arky' Ambati
POWER OF LOVE
Though difficult, it is even more rewarding to love the unlovable.
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to livewith her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found thatshe couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalitieswere very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' shabits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stoppedarguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to hermother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness inthe house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s bad temper anddictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Liwent to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She toldhim the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that shecould solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, 'Li-Li, I will help yousolve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.'Li-Li said, 'Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.'Mr.Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with apackage of herbs. He told Li-Li, 'You can't use a quick-acting poison toget rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to becomesuspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowlybuildup poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and putalittle of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make surethat nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to actvery friendly towards her. 'Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, andtreat her like a queen.'
Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang andhurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks wentby, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the speciallytreated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had saidabout avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed hermother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li hadpracticed controlling her temper so much that she found that she almostnever got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-lawin six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get alongwith.The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to loveLi-Li like her own daughter.
She kept telling friends and relatives thatLi-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and hermother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother anddaughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said,'Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing mymother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her likemy own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.'Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. 'Li-Li, there's nothing to worryabout. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins toimprove her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitudetoward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gaveto her.
'HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treatyou? There is a wise Chinese saying: 'The person who loves others willalso be loved in return.' God might be trying to work in another person'slife through you.
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to livewith her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found thatshe couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalitieswere very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' shabits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stoppedarguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to hermother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness inthe house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s bad temper anddictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Liwent to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She toldhim the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that shecould solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, 'Li-Li, I will help yousolve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.'Li-Li said, 'Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.'Mr.Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with apackage of herbs. He told Li-Li, 'You can't use a quick-acting poison toget rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to becomesuspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowlybuildup poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and putalittle of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make surethat nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to actvery friendly towards her. 'Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, andtreat her like a queen.'
Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang andhurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks wentby, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the speciallytreated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had saidabout avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed hermother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li hadpracticed controlling her temper so much that she found that she almostnever got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-lawin six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get alongwith.The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to loveLi-Li like her own daughter.
She kept telling friends and relatives thatLi-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and hermother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother anddaughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said,'Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing mymother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her likemy own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.'Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. 'Li-Li, there's nothing to worryabout. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins toimprove her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitudetoward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gaveto her.
'HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treatyou? There is a wise Chinese saying: 'The person who loves others willalso be loved in return.' God might be trying to work in another person'slife through you.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Today's Joke
Husband 2 hotel manager : come fast , my wife wants to jump out of window & commit suicide!!!Manager: What can i do sir?
Husband : You IDIOT, the window is not opening......
Husband : You IDIOT, the window is not opening......
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