Just a Message

Once PVNR(PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to Heaven. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to Hell.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is made. All three had served Public. Similarly all took Bribes, all misused public positins. Then why the difference in treatment????.

He felt that there shouls be a formal test before a decision is made. Yama agreed for the same.

All three appeared for an English test.

PVNR is asked to spell INDIA and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell ENGLAND and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell CZECHOSLOVAKIA.

Laloo protests that he do not know English and the questions were easy for the others than his.

Having been a student of History(which the other two were not), he now requested for all the three to be subjected to a test in History.

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and he would not take any more tests.

PVNR is asked : When did India get Independence?. He replied '1947' and passed.

Advani is asked: How many people died during the Independence struggle?. He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,00,000 or 2,00,000 or 3,00,000.

Advani catches it and says 2,00,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 2,00,000 who died in the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to Hell.
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Moral of the story:

IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.